True definition of Globalization
Question: What is the true definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French
tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who
was drunk on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on
Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor,using Brazilian
medicines! And this is sent to you by a Greek, using Bill Gates'
technology, and you're probably reading this on one of the IBM clones, that
use Taiwanese-made chips, and a Korean-made monitor, assembled by
Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by
Indians, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
trucked by Mexican illegals, and finally sold to you by Jews. That, my
friend, is Globalization!
True definition of Globalization...
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