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quotes[0]='You can draw a lesson from everything, but you have to find it first.'
quotes[1]='Be what you want to pretend you are.'
quotes[2]='I give you as gift everything I have said until now.'
quotes[3]='I have almost thought of what I wanted to say.'
quotes[4]='You or your head must disappear from here before I say "choose"! And now choose!'
quotes[5]='Discoveries are convenient if you lose something.'
quotes[6]='We attended a lecture on hysteria of the ancient and modern world, histery science and gyrnastics.'
quotes[7]='That nonsense have no sense at all.'
quotes[8]='Until when will I wait to stop waiting?'
quotes[9]='They decided so decisively that they thought the decision had to be wrong.'
quotes[10]='If I say something than I surely said exactly what I have said!'
quotes[11]='I can never remember on what occasion I have forgotten that.'
quotes[12]='If you are determined not to stop doing this you could at least do something else!'
quotes[13]='While I was thinking about what to do he did not do anything!'
quotes[14]='Best of all is that you can never know what is the best!'
quotes[15]='I understand everything I apprehend, but I do not understand why I do not apprehend what I do not understand!'
quotes[16]='I have almost forgotten what I wanted to write, and when I remembered I did not know what I had to write!'
quotes[17]='While I am in there, let nobody be there!'
quotes[18]='Since yesterday until today, almost one day has passed by.'
quotes[19]='To this very day he claims that it happened yesterday!'
quotes[20]='A thought is something what comes spontaneously when you think for some time.'
quotes[21]='I can not stand when someone is turning to me, and I can not see with what!'
quotes[22]='That caused a crowd as long as we did not split.'
quotes[23]='Do not make excuses any more, excuse yourself!'
quotes[24]='The worst of all is that I do not know if that is the worst of all!'
quotes[25]='Do not leave for tomorrow what you have done today.'
quotes[26]='Since yesterday I am thinking about the same thing, and I do not know for how long that thing lasts.'
quotes[27]='She is holding out quite well, but her hands started to hurt.'
quotes[28]='Be so kind to tell me which way goes from here?'
quotes[29]='Darkness lasts until the day falls and vice versa.'
quotes[30]='It is true that some things are useful if you use them.'
quotes[31]='The worst thing which can happen to a man is to chop off his head.'
quotes[32]='Women are also people, just the different sort of.'
quotes[33]='You are obliged to do what you are told to do obligatorily, the rest you must do without obligation.'
quotes[34]='Etiquette was invented for people to behave according to the etiquette when that suits them.'
quotes[35]='He declared the existance of the future and future tense and until today he did not denial that statement.'
quotes[36]='I am almost sure in what I declare!'
quotes[37]='That is the fact de facto!'
quotes[38]='One and the other thought that the other is the first.'
quotes[39]='I am fed up with this situation, but I am still hungry.'
quotes[40]='A bicycle can not stand on its own because it is two-tired!'
quotes[41]='She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off!'
quotes[42]='If you intend to do that all day long it is better to start in the morning.'
quotes[43]='Show me a piano falling down the mineshaft and I will show you a-flat minor!'
quotes[44]='Yesterday we completely forgot about what we did today!'
quotes[45]='In this laboratory medicaments are produced, but not for external use.'
quotes[46]='I said it will not last long! And I said that last year!'
quotes[47]='The hardest thing is to remember something you have forgotten.'
quotes[48]='Everything has its purpose, even the purpose itself.'
quotes[49]='A backward poet writes inversely!'
quotes[50]='Never say never if you are not absolutely sure you will never say never.'
quotes[51]='Everything in its own time if it is not bad time. '
quotes[52]='Thunder crashes into lightning conductor to defend us from the thunder.'
quotes[53]='Now I have had enough, and already yesterday I have had too much.'
quotes[54]='On the other hand, you have different fingers.'
quotes[55]='Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.'
quotes[56]='Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?'
quotes[57]='Everything has its end except the end.'
quotes[58]='When everything is coming your way, you are in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.'
quotes[59]='Support bacteria - they are the only culture some people have!'
quotes[60]='The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up!'
quotes[61]='I have a plan to be spontaneous.'
quotes[62]='Change is inevitable except from vending machines.'
quotes[63]='Always try to be modest and be proud of it!'
quotes[64]='Until yesterday everything happened in the past, if I think about that today.'
quotes[65]='How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand!'
quotes[66]='Everything goes on my nerves! Should I be nervous because of that or not?'
quotes[67]='Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!'
quotes[68]='WC is an institution for emergency cases.'
quotes[69]='I can hardly wait to remember what I am waiting for!'
quotes[70]='I am happy when someone says that I am clever and honest, because then I know that others also lie.'
quotes[71]='I love beautiful things, but myself as well!'
quotes[72]='How many times do I have to repeat something I do not understand to make others understand it!?'
quotes[73]='If you think there is good in everybody, you have not met everybody!'
quotes[74]='Oh poor me! And how are you?'
quotes[75]='Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool!'
quotes[76]='Do not assume malice for what stupidity can explain.'
quotes[77]='I will never, but really never tell you how much I miss you.'
quotes[78]='I can not see well without glasses. When I put the glasses on, I do not see anything well.'
quotes[79]='I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.'
quotes[80]='I have nothing personal against black people. Indeed, I think everyone should buy at least two of them.'
quotes[81]='He was lucky. Only three of twelve bullets were lethal.'
quotes[82]='Life is short, and then you die.'
quotes[83]='Democracy is when everybody can do what I want.'
quotes[84]='If a lot of people hates somebody, he surely is a good man.'
quotes[85]='Whenever we celebrate anniversary of Senior Prom I realize that my colegues have put on so much weight and became bold, so they hardly recognize me.'
quotes[86]='For egoists of the world: the Earth does not spin around you, but around me!'

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